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May 25, 2009 01:16:56  #11
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Re: Cheer up Jays fans - official thread

   


"...the Blue Jays are 2-3 when hotel guests are caught getting naked or getting it on."
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May 25, 2009 04:11:27  #12
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Re: Cheer up Jays fans - official thread


 

 

 

 

 

^ Toss that one in the COMPLETE F*CKING JOKES pile. Jamie Campbell: thanks for giving less deserving sites free advertising live on broadcasts (MULTIPLE TIMES) you castrato cabbage patch doll.  (You'll only rock when you push JC on the air ... until then *middle finger* ... right here buddy)
 


 


"...the Blue Jays are 2-3 when hotel guests are caught getting naked or getting it on."

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May 26, 2009 21:44:08  #13
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"**** YOU JAMIE CAMPBELL!" 


"...the Blue Jays are 2-3 when hotel guests are caught getting naked or getting it on."
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May 26, 2009 21:53:03  #14
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YANKEES JOKES!

What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?
The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.
 
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
 
If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
There's a good chance it's your bicycle.



What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
 
What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
Not enough sand.



What's the difference between a dead animal in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the animal.
 
What do Yankees fans use for birth control?
Their personalities.
 
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!
 


"...the Blue Jays are 2-3 when hotel guests are caught getting naked or getting it on."
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May 26, 2009 22:02:12  #15
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Sniper

Konerko is hit by sniper fire while running to first.


"...the Blue Jays are 2-3 when hotel guests are caught getting naked or getting it on."
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Jun 10, 2009 17:16:19  #16
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I'm starting my own 2006 Toronto Blue Jays replay...

Hi. I am new here in JaysCountry, I am a Jays fan from the Pittsburgh area, hate the Yankees, like the Red Sox (but because I hate the Yankees), like the Rays, and the O's? Well, they always try.
But the Blue Jays are my team (even though I also like the Padres and the Royals!). I have started a replay at http://forums.delphiforums.com/replayball about the 2006 Blue Jays, and I am doing this Blue Jays replay using the Replay Baseball tabletop baseball board game, and I created a player named "Philip O'Finlay", who a friend of mine at the Replay Sports Games Forum says O'Finlay is from Montreal, but Philip is a closer for the Blue Jays, a rookie in 2006. I like to do 'what if' scenarios with my tabletop sports board games, and I'd like to share my 2006 Blue Jays replay with all of you at Jays Country. I hope I get a lot of support from all of you! Thanks!
And I hope the Blue Jays win the AL East and the Yankees finish behind Baltimore, in the division cellar where they belong!

Tom Verducci deserves a Pulitzer Prize for his Sports Illustrated article, "I Was A Toronto Blue Jay," from the March 14, 2005 issue of S.I.  Now that's 'Coverage You Can Count On' that's 'Fair and Balanced...' without any Yankees crap. Check it out at http://www.si.com/vault!
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